10. Constant burping
9. Fingers like little swollen sausages (no more wedding rings!)
8. Waddling
7. Having to dance like an 8th grader
6. Acid reflux
5. 2 AM sneak attack leg cramps
4. Grocery bill up 10% due to increase in toilet paper use
3. Lopsided belly thanks to baby acrobatics
2. Hours and hours spent in the black hole that is Babies R Us
1. That gi-normous gut!
(Peed once, burped thrice during the composition of this post)
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